and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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