college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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