..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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