I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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