playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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