There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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