i permit you to call me
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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