We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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