help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The uberlube is also flammable
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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