I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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