So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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