wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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