he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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