I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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