strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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