The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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