maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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