so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
