i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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