If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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