there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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