Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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