My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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