similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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