i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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