ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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