he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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