When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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