and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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