Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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