I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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