If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize