Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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