it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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