I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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