: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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