i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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