Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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