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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.

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(832): i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life. http://tfl.nu/zh94

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back

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that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart

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(908): i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back (914): that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart http://tfl.nu/d09e

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.

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(908): I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in. http://tfl.nu/z4b8

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(410): View more from Maryland

When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.

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(410): When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand. http://tfl.nu/fda6

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.

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(201): Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom. http://tfl.nu/isil

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(651): View more from Minnesota

We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.

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(651): We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots. http://tfl.nu/8ot5

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.

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(304): He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately. http://tfl.nu/s0gm

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(801): View more from Utah

I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.

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(801): I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl. http://tfl.nu/k0v0

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?

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(612): So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one? http://tfl.nu/17zg

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking

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(617): If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking http://tfl.nu/9ua1

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(330): View more from Ohio

i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods

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(330): i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods http://tfl.nu/yq1a

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row

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(570): Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row http://tfl.nu/1fkf

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(518): View more from New York

Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub

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(518): Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub http://tfl.nu/h3vj

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space

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(506): Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space http://tfl.nu/dvpz

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft

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Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be

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(570): I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft (1-570): Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be http://tfl.nu/nzda

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