I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.