i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in