He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...