My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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