I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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