Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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