I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
you would pick up someone in the library
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does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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