if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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