yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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