I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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