you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
how drunk are you?
Several
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Randomize
