she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
