you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
