Pants 0. Shit 1.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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