Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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