Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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