no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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