I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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