Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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