So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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