If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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