He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
is it fun? or sober?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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