How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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