Someone shit on the floor
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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