I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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