okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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