Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
