Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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